bugfluids:

smokinsid:

scallioncreamcheesebagel:

orange-catsidy:

happy birthday to the greatest promo in wrestling history

i’d only ever seen the typography version before, so here’s that if you’ve only seen the actual promo before!

fun fact: due to being out on injury, kurt angle was NOT added to the mix, and so Samoa Joe’s chances did NOT drastic go down

as a result, Samoa Joe won at Sacrifice

THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE

rowhan:

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

storm-of-feathers:

storm-of-feathers:

I need that “the damn things overlap” quote bc im getting it tattooed on my forehead in glitter ink

tsunflowers:

tsunflowers:

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

I’d like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I’ve really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I’m a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

finnglas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

socialmaya:

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.

goldcrescent:

schizm-deactivated:

help help help

cinematic parallels

poketcg-art:

Stonjourner – Yuka Morii

complete non sequitur: Hoarah Loux, Warrior is my favorite Elden Ring boss, and definitely top 5 for fromsoft bosses.

Micolash is also up there. so is Vicar Amelia. listen Bloodborne has cool bosses ok

yamujiburo:

Hanamusa Wedding!

girlballs:

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

CAMERA!!!! YES!!!

found my new favorite hobby

diyemo:

thinking about the bathroom graffiti in my high school that said “the world is ugly but you’re beautiful to me :)” and someone wrote “shut the fuck up” next to it

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

Only breathe once per day

Stop going to bed

dynared:

ALT

Strike is on. Actors will be joining the writers on the picket lines. This is the first strike in 60 years for SAG, and essentially shuts down the entire US film and television industry.

greenlabcoat:

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD’S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION