Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king
Buddy-cop duo Vlad Plasmius and Danny Phantom are from another timeline, tasked by Clockwork to enter other timelines to prevent their implosions at the hands of a very powerful and highly coveted magical artifact. Is your timeline next?
I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.
“The Divine Comedy isn’t funny because that’s not what comedy meant back then” incorrect. the Divine Comedy is hilarious because partway through Dante’s field trip to Hell, Virgil is like “and here’s where we keep the Popes”